pseudocode adventures

I realize I’m not the best coder, and am definitely calling functions and everything else wrong, but here are some snippets of code ideas that stumble into my head.

1cm beard growth, including no-shave November:

create.array ("november"){"November", "november", "nov", "Nov", "11"};

GET date,dateMonth;
beard.length(beardLength);

A:

if(array.contains(november, dateMonth){

wait(second(0.1));
beard.length(beardLength==beardLength+0.01);
<span style="line-height:1.5em;">goto A;

</span>} else if(array.doesNotContain(november, dateMonth)){

for(i=0, i&lt;=100, i++){
wait(second(0.1));
beard.length(beardLength==beardLength+0.01);
goto A:
}
}